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The Cure are a British new wave/goth/pop band formed in 1978. Their most famous songs include the pop hits Boys Don't Cry, Friday I'm in Love, Just Like Heaven, and Lullaby, although within the gothic community they're more known for their darker albums which include Faith, Seventeen Seconds, Disintegration (though this one also features some pop songs), and Pornography. My personal favorite albums are Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me, Disintegration, Pornography, and 4:13 Dream.
butterflies - hallucinations and some mild cannibalism to go with it.
statue - blood and knives and some good old fashioned fucking.
white eyes - based on Gerard Way's evil secretary persona. Not super fucked up, just some blood and domming.
im a rocker with the interests of a nerd. i knew nothing about html, made this site through stubborness alone, and now i know some stuff about html (barely)
i made this site 'cause i wanted a place to throw all my interests, and cause social media fuckin sucks. tumblr is the only good one. the rest i only use to watch edits of hot people, so i wont link them on here.
i get weird and twitchy and obsessive about things often, and making shrines to those things is a good way to get it out of my system.
Tumblr
Neocities
DeviantArt (mostly for storage and arpgs)
SpaceHey
Discord: mossquitoman
life
weird and disturbing stuff
pissing people off
retro stuff (80s especially..)
old/text based rpg video games
...pokemon
dragons
animatronics and puppetry
70s/80s style films
star trek
lord of the rings + the silmarillion
the johannes cabal series
maths
rock music (but i listen to all genres! yes even hyperpop)
guitar
skateboarding, bouldering, underwater stuff
pessemists and people who arent a little silly
brussel sprouts
the corporate internet
boring people
online discourse (unless its funny)
??? have some cool pics instead
trek :) 
"...that perhaps anywhere can be beautiful if James Kirk is there to see it."
space nerds in space (needs linux)
crisis on centaurus
the return, the avenger
strangers from the sky
price of the phoenix, fate of the phoenix
the new voyages 1 and 2
black fire
the starfleet academy series
spock's world
the pandora principle
ishmael
the st movie novelisations
planet of judgement
triangle
moonage daydreams 
yes they are basically Tolkein's silm characters :) but i made them sexier. just for kicks.
WARNING! You are now entering the sex dungeon. Do you wish to continue?
He doesn't very much enjoy the act itself... maybe it's bad experiences, maybe it's just how he is. But he deeply values bdsm.
++ cnc
+ sounding
+ mild bondage/gags
+ clamps
+ watersports
+ edging
+ plugs
+ enemas/inflation
+ knifeplay
+ petplay
+ praise
+ exhibitionism
+ pumping
- cnc
- humiliation /degradation
- praise
- powerplay
- petplay (to some extent)
- whipping
- cbt
- heavy bondage
- excessive degradation
- cock cages
- forced orgasm
Note: All rules may be broken with a reason, as long as that reason is clearly communicated at some point
- No removing your collar
- No explicitly saying no to me. Negotiation and safewording is allowed, but no outright refusal.
- No touching yourself, nipples included, except when neccesary (showering etc.)
- No permanant body mods without my permission
- I have the right to change anything i want about your appearence
- When I am away you should send me photos or videos of yourself naked every couple days
- Should call me "master", especially in bed
- One meal a day minimum
- Four hours of sleep at night minimum
Note: All general rules still apply
- No speaking unless spoken to
- No communicating with anyone else
- No access to electronics (except Walkman and record player)
- No clothes other than lingerie or basic underwear inside the house
- Washing dishes, tidying/cleaning house, and walking dog must be done everyday
- Must kneel beside me instead of sitting next to me unless permission is given
how to get good guitar skills. step 1.
new use for a silmaril...
squirming...
public nuisance
ten years since these tats...
red!
good morning xx
jacket
channeling the spirit of iggy pop by taking lots of smack
pet xx
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piracy guide
graphics 1
bettys graphics
cool text generator
blinkies cafe
cursors
graphics 3
graphics 4
graphics 5
graphics 6 (stamps, etc.)
stamp border pack
stamp border
bigg stamp collection
stickers
web badges
lots of sites
easy text based rpg making software
html emoji codes
shit wont let me upload word documents but..here is an image of the correct size to print for this method. height and width: 1.36"
what you will need: scissors, pliers (u might be able to use scissors for this too. or a hammer), superglue (or any glue that dries clear, hardens, and will stick to most things), a bottle cap, a can tab, a safety pin, and the picture you want to make into a pin
step 1: thread the safety pin through the tab like so. It helps to bend the tab a little.
step 2: place the pin + tab into the bottle cap, and use the pliers to bend down the edges so that the tab is secured. Make sure that the pin doesn't get caught under it cause otherwise its harder to use.
step 3: glue your image onto the bottle cap, and cut it down to size (it looks better later if you leave a small margin)
step 4: smother it in... um... glue. easiest to use your finger to make sure the image is completely covered. also smooth down the edges (see this looks better with the margin)
step 5: leave to dry... then enjoy your new pin!
so i'd cut off the sleeves from an old jacket to make it sleeveless for the summer... and I figured I'd use the sleeves to make pockets for another jacket that doesn't rlly have them. so here's a quick tutorial.
step one: cut the cuffs off of the sleeves. I used em to make an armband with spikes in it (to put holes in the denim shove a screwdriver in it and turn it around a bunch).
step two: cut off as much of the sleeve as you want, depending on the size of the pocket. I wanted my phone to fit in this one so its pretty big.
step three: close one of the open sides of the sleeve. I used fabric fusion glue because I'm lazy and bad at sewing, but any method would probably work. though in my experience hand sewing leaves little gaps and small stuff could fall out. also did the other half of the sleeve bc the more pockets the better.
step four: glue (or sew) your pocket onto your jacket. I did it on the inside of the jacket, and I put a piece of cardboard inside the pocket so that it wouldnt accidentally be glued shut if glue seeped through to the other side. the glue is visible through the otherside of the jacket, which is fine bc i have patches on it so u cant see it, but yeah just be aware of that.
step five: enjoy your sick new pocket!
Killing Time 1st Edition (tysm to @pleasantboat on tumblr for the formatted version of this!!)
yttm... gonna add once its done>
kukuri-arpg art + stuff 
wife <</3
currently on repeat:
boston
the bends
van halen
mcr bonus tracks
Extracts from Morrissey's letters to pen pal Robert Mackie
This is the first time in like half a century that rock hasn't been mainstream. Sure, there's the old rock bands everyone still loves, and a few bands who call themselves "rock" and are pretty mainstream, but the mainstream culture is nothing like it used to be.
In my opinion this stems from two main things:
1. Music streaming. Streaming means that everyone can listen to whatever the fuck they want. This is great, but it also means that it's much harder for bands to get really famous (like radio famous), because there's just so much variety. So the radio famous bands just end up being corporate plants or people who were already previously famous.
2. Profitability. Rock music just isn't as profitable as looping an electronic track over and over again like they do in pop songs. This was probably also why disco was much more popular than rock in the 80s. Now they don't even need disco, they can just use computers. So why sign on a rock band who'll need instruments, amps, etc. etc. when you can just take on a much more profitable pop singer instead.
I could add a lot of things- more protective parents so kids cant run around joining bands, less societal tolerence for non polished sound/mistakes, increased ease of recording means way more bands so none of them get super famous- but I think that's the gist of it.
But rock isn't dead. It's just not mainstream. It's gone back underground. In my opinion, My Chemical Romance was the last mainstream proper rock band (or "pop rock", as I call it- popular rock).
Now new rock bands are back to being a secret that you have to get out there and find for yourself, not just something you can hear on the radio. In a way all this social media and such has strengthened the underground scene as much as it has weakened the popular scene. Of course to people who aren't involved in the scene itself, who only consume the mainstream stuff, it's gonna seem like rock is dead. So get out there to your local basement shows and bars, because that's how this scene started, and it seems like that's how it's gonna end.
1. The Smiths. Changed my life. I would not be who I am today without them. Integral to my personality and ideologies. Beautiful lyrics and combo of rhythm and lead in one guitar, the riffs are some of my favorite ever written, they're very melodically pleasing. Also you can tell a band is good when you can hear the bass line in every song. Perhaps not the technically greatest band but certainly the most influential to me personally. I adore all 72 of their songs.
2. The Cure. Less influential than The Smiths but still important and helped shaped me. Their range is unmatched, from Pornography to Lovecats they got it all. Also, Robert Smith's lyrics are my definition of love. That is how I see beauty. They've also got some great bass lines, but truly the drums on Cure songs really shine. Also the first concert I attended and still my favorite live performance so far.
3. Pink Floyd. Objectively The Best Band. Only number 3 because they influenced my life a little less, so my enjoyment of them is more musical than personal. Great at storytelling and music, which is rare. The Wall is a masterpiece. Each song has to be savoured like a work of art, I can't just listen to them all willy nilly. David Gilmour makes the guitar sing, and the solos are really integrated into the songs instead of just inserted. They also have impressive range, from Lucifer Sam to Echoes to Learning to Fly.
4. My Chemical Romance. Honestly places 4 and 5 are prone to swap. But mcr was a staple of my childhood, even before I really knew what an album was. Their music has so many elaborate layers and pieces that it never gets boring. Objectively the last truly big rock band, along with the rest of the so-called emo group. They're similar to Pink Floyd in that they have stories with the albums, although mcr's tend to be a little more fantastical. Also, Gerard is very attractive. Whoops. Trying not to let that influence me here though.
5. Bowie. I have very vivid memories of listening to Rebel Rebel for the first time and being amazed. Watching his movies and listening to his music helped get me into the freaky side of life, honestly. He's lower down only because I can't truly say that I like every single song he's ever made, unlike the other bands on this list, but the ones that are good are incredible. His characters and imagery are brilliant, and I've always loved space and astronomy so I latched right on.
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Our regulars like their privacy, oh yes. We tend to attract people wanting to get lost out here. Well, it's easy to do among over a trillion stars! You're from earth? Then you're bound to have heard of some of them...
but enough distraction! i've been a terrible bartender. Would you like a drink, dear traveller?
